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From the kick-in-the-balls department ….

I just read that last Sunday was Jordy’s birthday (of Dur dur d’être bébé fame). This song featured a toddler burbling “Dur dur d’être bébé” to the accompaniment of upbeat house music. It was an enormous hit in the summer of ‘92.

Jordy’s now 19 years old. 19! Daaaaamn!!!! Where’d the time go?

Couple of months back, I saw one of the Kriss Kross kids on MTV. Dude is almost 30!!! Last time I saw him he was a pre-teen hopping around energetically with his clothes on bass-ackwards, shouting “Jump! Jump!".

When the f*ck did I get this old and how the f*ck did that happen?

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